The shit I do when Im bored

I’m about to fucking explode, you should not be a dispatcher if you can’t do your fucking job oh my fucking god

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

awwww-cute:

Kiss Kiss

awwww-cute:

Kiss Kiss

If I had a bottle of vodka I would drown you out so quick right now, but I’m on shift and now I’m just stuck here missing you to death and just fuck today I was doing so fucking well too

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly